If you were to try and describe a classically British pub, then you’d probably come up with something like The Bull Inn, Sonning, in Berkshire.
It’s got roaring fires and low beams, it is more than 600 years old, does great food and drink and is at the heart of the village.
Writer Jerome K Jerome wrote of the pub in his book Three Men in a Boat, saying: ‘If you stop at Sonning, put up at the ‘Bull’, behind the church. It is a veritable picture of an old country inn, with green, square courtyard in front, where, on seats beneath the trees, the old men group of an evening to drink their ale and gossip over village politics; with low, quaint rooms and latticed windows, and awkward stairs and winding passages.’
It has barely changed in the hundred or so years since those words were written, although the green, square courtyard in front is now more concrete than green. However there are still tables outside giving a nice view of the church next door (which owns the pub). There’s also a handy hatch to the bar from outside through which you can order drinks, and nice touches such as blankets in case the weather is also classically British.
And now The Bull Inn even has the approval of Hollywood superstar George Clooney, who presumably can drink anywhere he likes but chooses to pop into The Bull whenever he’s back at his English home, which is just across the river. His very own brand of tequila, Casamigos, which George set up with his chum Randy Gerber (aka Mr Cindy Crawford) is sold here and Mr Clooney has not only brought chums such as Bill Murray and Matt Damon here but has praised The Bull on various US talkshows, calling it ‘a great pub.’
Landlady Christine, who has run the pub for Fuller’s brewery for the last 21 years, remains discreet about her famous customer and instead concentrates of the difficult task of keeping both locals and visitors happy – it’s a popular pub with walkers and cyclists, being just a footpath away from the Thames path which runs between London and Oxford. She makes sure there’s always a quiet corner for Sonning residents to have a relaxing pint even when the pub puts on one of its many popular evening: tribute acts of the likes of Adele and Michael Buble are performing soon, there are jazz evenings and even a popular July 4th barbeque (which should please Mr Clooney no end).
The inside is warm and cosy, with wooden floors, a well-stocked bar, pictures on the walls (but not too cluttered) and a separate front bar, main bar and back dining room.
It also has seven rooms upstairs if you fancy making a night of it. I’d found The Bull on the website StayinaPub.co.uk which – as you’d expect, is a website promoting staying in pubs – and had never even been to Sonning before. It is a beautiful, tiny village, consisting of barely half a dozen streets lined with houses that looked like they’d come straight from medieval England.
Traffic is a big talking point in Sonning – the only bridge over the nearby Thames is single track, so you get a lot of cars queuing at busy times – but thankfully Sunday afternoon when I arrived didn’t seem to be one of those times.
In spite of some persistent drizzle, I had a lovely walk along the Thames path up to Sonning Lock, past George’s house – hello George! (sadly the house seemed uninhabited) and had a look at the Mill Theatre, an 18th century former mill, now renovated and turned into a pleasant-looking bar, restaurant and theatre.
I completed the loop walking back up through the village, and then sat outside The Bull pub in the sunshine with a pint of Butcombe’s IPA and the Sunday papers. Bliss.
My room, number 5 at the top of rather steep stairs – that’s a 600 year old pub for you – was surprisingly large, with a king-sized bed, smart bathroom with walk-in shower, a desk and even a sofa.
In spite of the sunshine it was rather gloomy – some lighter decoration and taking the table-top mirror away from the window might help – and it had a slightly utilitarian feel thanks to the ironing board propped up next to the bed (there were two more ironing boards in the hall outside my room – maybe the business travellers from nearby Reading need to iron a lot?)
However it had full tea and coffee-making facilities and when I checked in I was given a pot of fresh milk to take up which was a nice touch. There were only four channels available on my TV which was surprising but the wi-fi was free and fast.
Dinner downstairs was a cut above your standard pub fare, with a hand-written page of daily specials, including roast butternut squash soup, confit pig’s cheek, ossobucco and Brixham plaice while there was also a printed menu with yet more options, such as teriyaki duck breast, sirloin steak and pan-fried yellow fina tuna.
I dived straight into the main course of herb-crusted lamb loin, which was so delicious I was immediately trying to work out how I could replicate this at home, and it came with a lovely rich red wine jus and dauphinoise potatoes.
I was feeling particularly indulgent by now and scoffed all of my chocolate brownie, hot chocolate sauce and clotted cream, and then rolled on upstairs for a 10 hours of dreamless sleep.
Breakfast the next day was equally good – piping hot coffee, eggs benedict and the morning paper, and then, as I had all of a five minute walk over the river to go to the French Horn, where I was staying that night, I spent a very pleasant morning working on my laptop in the downstairs bar and then had a delicious tea and hop-smoked leek and sweetcorn chowder for lunch before heading on my way. However now I know it’s there, I will most certainly be back before long.
The Bull Inn
Berkshire RG4 6UP
Tel: 01189 693901
Standard doubles room only from £95 and superior doubles from £122